Character: Assearch

I have always been concerned with the question: why do people not wish to learn from the mistakes of others? What in the socket with your fingers to climb is impossible - then he's still willing to believe others ' experience, but in the main will never believe.

Most hopeless task cease to be hopeless, just barely begin to solve them. For example, when I think that the bus to leave, but begin to catch up, in eight cases out of ten successfully catch up and in only two cases he leaves. Loses only one who seems to.

Hmm... And what is love from a philosophical point of view? asked Essearch.
- Oh! willingly, said the father of four daughters. - From a philosophical point of view, love is a high degree of emotionally positive attitude, placing the subject in the center of the life needs of the subject and to encourage the subject of the reciprocal feeling of the same degree of tension and positive response...
- Beautiful!
- Yes, beautiful. But the philologists, for example, those all difficult. They never know what love is. Everyone is looking for it, dig in yourself, I doubt... Pushkin will definitely drag... Remember the moment - don't you remember? The sky in her eyes or the sea?..

Women - it's a nightmare, it is death for any thinking being. They are created from the rib of Adam in haste. It's unbearable! And they always need help.

Don't be surprised! My body always wants to eat and drink. It wants someone to fight. Too almost constantly. But this is not the worst, - he complained.
- What's the worst? asked Daph.
Guardian kicked the heavy Shoe of the forest.
- It's a nightmare... It's talking to women! he said with horror.

As we once said in the briefing: the double repetition of the question indicates either retardation of depressive or manic suspicion.

The gas key is the most loyal friend a plumber and a motorcyclist after his mother. The gas key can be missed - this time. Hit on the head twice. To threaten three. It is not cold or firearms four. Does not misfire or five. Needs no ammo - six. Flies far and rather aptly - seven. Helpful in the household to eight.

Just keep in mind that motorcyclists need to keep the belt. They do not get pinched behind, not tickling and do not hang on the neck while the double overtaking into oncoming traffic. And certainly they are not palms close eyes and not blowing in the ear during a left turn!

Everyone has a need to love. The same is inseparable from the man as breathing. Just some of it is modified, and he begins to love shopping, or cars, or something else, not worth any love.

The main thing - to choose all the correct name to give the person the opportunity to include a mechanism of self-justification.
The word can cost terribly much! Rudeness can be described as an expression of natural emotions. Perversion - the human right to difference. Overeating - carbohydrate therapy. Wipe feet is a concern about the cleanliness of the Shoe. Greed is a reasonable frugality. Selfishness - respect for one's own interests. Meanness is a rational response to changing situations.

Miracles, of course, are if miracle piddly telekinesis, but all the major miracles always happen slowly and gradually. And the need for their love and patience.

I beg you: tell me the silent treatment for ten minutes.

- ... Look, honey, what a miracle! This kangaroo allows you to adjust the baby in three positions! Only it somehow doesn't zip!
Assyria was a good eye.
- Do you not think that the Japanese kangaroo sewn on Japanese women? he asked carefully, so as not to offend her.
Ulita broke out.
- I'll make a Hara-Kiri! To think because they have to! - threatened her.