Character: Helmut



Autumn has always been the strangest time in my life. Completely incomprehensible, I'd even call it a timelessness - when we lose ourselves and find again. Autumn is tricky. It transforms us into a disgusting weak-willed namby-pamby, enjoying the fading of nature, breathing in the smell of damp earth and leaves perepeluk, or even worse, writing poems about it. One day in September, I almost started to write poetry. Thanks to my journalistic instincts - I knew immediately what was complete nonsense, and time has stopped it's a lost cause. I hate autumn because it softens us to the pink snot. And exactly for this I love her.
№ 310943   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 18:04
I used that too often not everything goes according to plan. Will the case much stronger than we think, and so I rarely say the words promises. Do not argue: much depends on ourselves. When we try to execute, we apply the efforts that have maximum to improve the probability of success. But this probability is very rarely one hundred percent (notice I did not say "never"). Even if we're going to do and, moreover, can emerge some subtle little thing that goes wrong.
№ 310938   Added MegaMozg 14-12-2017 / 17:03
I hate women.
Why? What you hate us so much?
- Women are worse than villains. There, at least, everything is clear. And the woman first, the molasses will dissolve, and then twist you, she'll cheat on you with your friend if you're not diminished.
Ha ha... you wife has cuckolded! ... ha-ha-ha-ha...
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№ 220569   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 10:44