Character: Courier



- Do you sell knickers?
- Uh, no. Implants, not pants. These are small cars, they make you stronger, smarter, faster. I would suggest the one that will help you smarter.
Quote Explanation: The Courier low intelligence.
№ 371122   Added MegaMozg 30-05-2019 / 02:28
- What is the usual thing to use diplomatic courier service to deliver personal messages? - astonishment asked the Pope.
"Of course," seriously said the man quietly, and again winked at the girl. - Russia, sir. Vodka, bears, a bribe. For me it promised a new driving bear.
- We were in Russia in the summer - chuckled dad.
- Yes? - just as confused courier. - Sorry. Was hoping would work.
№ 348683   Added MegaMozg 04-11-2018 / 13:13
We know that the details of Your demise were greatly exaggerated.
№ 269863   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 13:22
No you alms will not be served - nothing is free of cost, all you need to achieve. And when fate comes knocking, you can sit on my ass, sticking in TV, how all these losers, or you can open the door. I open the door.
1 Season 4 Series
№ 231426   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:09