Character: Mazikin. Page 3

Look, I have money, that's your daughter I like you dress like shit so I'm not going to carry your stuff.

- I'm not exactly pretending. Especially when smothered that weird - it was sincere.
- Well, thank you.

- Get away, proshmandovka!
Hey! I'm not going to call my proshmandovka proshmandovka! Right now, I'm gonna punch her!

- Sorry, I don't have knives, we would make a blood oath.
- The next time.
Yes, Yes, next time, that's progress.

- About the divorce. About being a single mother. Maybe a stray and... in the future I will likely be lots and lots of cats.
Or thing, which needs battery.

- How far can a divine being, for the first time locked in the human body?
Let's see: she's awesome hot, dressed in my clothes and her corporate credit card.
- Damn it.

- What is it?
- This type of money. People use it to buy what they cannot afford.
- Sorry, I know it's already eating from the trashcan on the street.

- What am I, her babysitter to be?
- My mom got stuck in the body of obscenely attractive women, so Yes, so far.

We searched the apartment, house and car Glori. Blade nowhere to be found.
But we found in the basement safe. Cookies.
- You stole them?
- Well, everybody wins. Evil guru lost calories, and now we have... there are cookies.

- What's the job this time?
- Maid Topless. To get out in this anyway. In the ass this job.

- You go to the interview in it? What's the job?
- Nurse in a kindergarten.
- You love little children?
- I have experience with dirty screaming people. Although these would be small.

For anybody I would fight is not to be climbed! Well, climbed. But this time, it was... nicer.
Is some kind of perverted apology?
- I never apologize. But I don't want to kill you.

- Go somewhere to have fun with the detective. Three glasses is enough.
- What garbage, the bet is called. Easy.
- Yes, but you can't tie her up and pour booze down her throat.
- Less easy.

- And how do you like your human husband?
- Found a hack: as soon as he's asking something, I have sex with him and he keep quiet.