Character: Maria Lukyanovna

You know, Simon, I thought you would, but you at night with a tortured woman about liver sausage were things you could not expect. It is such insensitivity, such callousness. The whole day I like a horse any or ant work, so instead of the night to give me a moment of calm, I even in bed a nervous life satisfied! You know, Simon, you're in me this liver sausage so many killed, so many killed... Do you, Senya, I don't understand if you don't sleep, you give me another good night's sleep... Senya, I'm telling you or not? Simon, are you asleep? Senya!

- You to me are very necessary, comrade Kalabushkin.
- (at the door). As needed?
- As a man.
- (at the door). You, you, Maria Lukyanovna. Hush.
You, of course, comrade Kalabushkin, not before, but just think, comrade Kalabushkin, I'm alone, completely alone. What am I to do, comrade Kalabushkin?
- (at the door). You cold water obotrites, Maria Lukyanovna.

- Why are you hitting on another woman's man?
You misunderstood me, I assure you. I'm married.
To understand here nothing special - I'm married.

- To break down the door? Interesting pastime for young ladies. Oh, you, skin you a kind of, pardon the expression.
- How was that? Excuse Me... Aleksandr Petrovich!
- Why are you Alexander Petrovich stuffed? We sit here in deep mourning and talking about the deceased, and you are the door at this time want to break down.
Maria Lukyanovna. Yes, I did this wanted to break? I gulniza, something, something.
- Margarita Ivanovna. Modern ladies are worse than the crooks, God forgive me; and go and look where someone is bad. Oh, you...

So, Simon, tricks in the circus show can be, but to live it is impossible.

- You keep getting in the way of systematic training. Than talk back to me, Serafima Ilinichna, you had better be silent and listen to the music. (Blowing.) Actually, I would like to ask in moments of creativity relative silence. (Reads.) "Range. Gamma is the umbilical cord of music. Having this umbilical cord, you are born as a musician". Well, now I have finally learned. "In order to properly learn a scale, I, the internationally acclaimed artist sound Theodore Hugo Schulz offer you the cheapest way. Buy cheapest ro... (turns a page) ...Yal". As the piano?
- ?
- As the piano?
Wait. Wait. Can't be. "I suggest you the cheapest way. Buy cheapest ro... (tries not stuck if the page turns) ...Yal". How's that? Let. Why the piano? (Reads.) "The notes said, as played gamma. Play it on the piano and copy the tube". It's what comrades do? What is it? It's over, then. So, it's over. Then... Oh, the scoundrel! The main thing, the artist of sound. Not an artist are you, Theodore, and a scoundrel. Bastard... with his umbilical cord. (Breaks the tutorial.) Mary! Mashenka! Serafima Ilyinichna! After all, the piano is something I do not what to buy. What he did to me? I watched him as anchor. I through the pipe discerned their future.