Character: Father Michael (Mendeleev Timothy A.)

- Where are you on the guitar so batsat nablatykalsya?
- What repulsive language you speak, a lost son?
- Like what? In Russian!
- On the long-suffering Russian language...

- Don't ask stupid questions: "how come you got a priest?"
- To pray?
- It's like someone wants. Only prayer coming from the heart, reach the Lord. [picks up guitar]
- You and the guitar batsat Holy father?
- Can, a lost soul. Can.
- You understand, suckers, what are we, the Soviet priest?
What would you like to hear?
- "Murka" come on!
- "Murku" you will perform in "raspberry", when you get there, if still alive, which I highly doubt, my child.

- Father, You with his snoring all the saints in heaven awakened!
- Huh? What? ... Begone, and curse!

To defend the country and the clergy are not forbidden, but the Canon of St. Basil the Great - a man, a soldier who performed his duty in the war, three years to the communion is not allowed. Sin, even necessary, needs to be cleaned.