Character: Brian Kinney. Page 3

- Are you one?
One of those rare, unexpected moments. Here and farewell... this moment.
Is Thelonious?
- It's a... casserole of macaroni with tuna?
- Exactly!
- Do not want. The tuna casserole means that we now get baked, and we will have a very profound conversation. Unfortunately, I just finished my last joint.
Well, luckily... I brought one with me.

- What is this?
Package from Burger...
- You ate in my car?
We hurried home! Didn't want to stop.
- And therefore turned my car in the trash. Lord. You know, just like that time in seventh grade when I lent you my brand new desjatikratno great. When you brought it back, the front wing was soft-boiled, seat torn...
- I was hit by a bus!..

- What would you say if we're going to get together and brainstorm?
- Okay. I guess I can try.
Finally, boys, you will have something in common besides me. What a relief to cease to be for all the center of the universe.

- You that daddy never taught you how to tie a tie?
- No, he was too busy, that drove me out of the house and tried to beat you.
Okay, mine did not teach me. Was too busy to regret the day I was born.

- What happened to the love that was supposed to last forever?
To eternity now do not last as long as before.

It's not a lie when you are forced to lie. If the only truth they can accept is their own.

You are the only one you need, you are the only one you've got.
You are what you need, you're all you've got.

Don't marry her - then she'll never leave.

To sacrifice who you are for somebody else or claim that someone gave it all up for you, is not love.

The basic rule of advertising and eternal damnation: if you sold your soul to the devil, the copyright remains with him.

There is nothing virtuous about being poor.

I don't believe in love I believe in sex. It's honest and that is enough. You come and go, getting the maximum of pleasure and minimum of bullshit. Love is something invented himself straight to sleep and then when it ends, they hurt each other because we started it all with lies. If you need it - go find a nice cute girl and get married.

- Will you have supper?
Is dinner?
- These are the basic elements of a healthy diet: salt, saturated fat, alcohol.

A foul day?
- Like hell, only rain.