Character: Houten

- Bears there, they are bullied!
- And this is what happened?
Wind.
- The wind roars!
Evil wind.

- Come on! What is all this? Due to the fact that I stole your tiny, tiny Golden Buddha? Seriously? You are overdone? The punishment shouldn't fit the crime? Steal me something and we'll call it even.
- [speaking in Vietnamese]
- The bears!? That means I will eat the bears!?

- You know that I'm getting married?
The bride is always late. That's all they know.
But it shouldn't keep power while it waits for the groom.
Apparently, we go to different weddings.

Not much you resisted.
There were three of them!
- All the same.
- Where have you been?
- I supported you shouting.
- Most criticized.
Really? I thought I was giving good advice.
- You called me a wimp.

Fucking condescending arrogant British prude-nerdy! She's always right, looking down on the world! Chicken I would be outsmarted! Yes it is, it would be chicken outsmarted! Her clam outwit me!

- You can't be alone.
Why?
- Because life's not a movie, not to say: yo-Ho-Ho, walk twenty steps to the beach and start to dig where there is drawn a cross. It's complicated! You are waiting for riddles, which I understand better than you.
- Since when?

Strictly speaking, captain Morgan was a privateer, not a pirate.
- Like the British to do everything boring.

- Did you know I was not drunk, and now you got married!
- In two days.
Don't you have to cover up pimples or remove the hair on the upper lip?

- Have you heard the phrase, "Before revenge, dig two graves"?
- Yes, it's Confucius.
The man knew what he was talking about.

- Sorry, soon they will understand why I don't shoot.
- Let's slow retreat.
- Brilliant! And how do I survive without you?
- Some of us have to stand, and someone to run.
And this someone is me?
- The gun you have, and I have a wedding soon - do me a gift.
- Maybe the toaster to give?
- It is not in my list.
- And a minefield on your bucket list?..

- Who's on first?
- You're heavier, if you will stand, and us too. Leave us a gun, and then suddenly fall.
I love the optimism!

Welcome to Shangri-La! I thought in heaven there will be less snakes.

Well, of course, even in a hot air balloon I'm too low.

May I ask, where is the pilot?
The police calling I think. I'd steal my ball.
- Well, of course, who would doubt. I hope you know how to land?
- This will be fun to learn.