Character: Lady Alex

- Bears there, they are bullied!
- And this is what happened?
Wind.
- The wind roars!
Evil wind.

- You know that I'm getting married?
The bride is always late. That's all they know.
But it shouldn't keep power while it waits for the groom.
Apparently, we go to different weddings.

We are a whole, could be worse! But it could be better...

Not much you resisted.
There were three of them!
- All the same.
- Where have you been?
- I supported you shouting.
- Most criticized.
Really? I thought I was giving good advice.
- You called me a wimp.

- You are in the minority.
- No, the three of us.
- Please do not consider me! I'd love to stay and help, but not mine - I have a bad back, the third vertebra! So... [runs off]

- You can't be alone.
Why?
- Because life's not a movie, not to say: yo-Ho-Ho, walk twenty steps to the beach and start to dig where there is drawn a cross. It's complicated! You are waiting for riddles, which I understand better than you.
- Since when?

Strictly speaking, captain Morgan was a privateer, not a pirate.
- Like the British to do everything boring.

- Did you know I was not drunk, and now you got married!
- In two days.
Don't you have to cover up pimples or remove the hair on the upper lip?

- Have you heard the phrase, "Before revenge, dig two graves"?
- Yes, it's Confucius.
The man knew what he was talking about.

- Sorry, soon they will understand why I don't shoot.
- Let's slow retreat.
- Brilliant! And how do I survive without you?
- Some of us have to stand, and someone to run.
And this someone is me?
- The gun you have, and I have a wedding soon - do me a gift.
- Maybe the toaster to give?
- It is not in my list.
- And a minefield on your bucket list?..

- Who's on first?
- You're heavier, if you will stand, and us too. Leave us a gun, and then suddenly fall.
I love the optimism!

May I ask, where is the pilot?
The police calling I think. I'd steal my ball.
- Well, of course, who would doubt. I hope you know how to land?
- This will be fun to learn.

- Can I drive?
What?
- We all know that women are bad drivers. Camel the same car.
- You're rude sexist.
- I'm not sexist, I'm stating a proven fact.
- What proved?
- I somewhere read about it.
- In the journal for the crazies?
- And you read it?
Shut up.
- Park it you just can't.

I don't blame you, you saw an opportunity and took it, so you...
- What am I?
- Took the opportunity.
- What nonsense.
- You kissed me.
- Made mouth-to-mouth.
A perfect description of the kiss.
- You could at least say thank you, I saved your life.
- I am not my pants unbuttoned. And certainly not AJ.
- I was trying to be cool.
- Look, this way no man not cool.