Character: Legion (demon)



- Do not do that, Ivan.
- And what they sell Christ?
- What else to sell, Vanya - sand or figs?! However, in these lands, flowing black blood. After a hundred years it will be weight in gold, but they do not know about it.
Quote Explanation: Legion and Ivan speak, already arrived in Jerusalem.
№ 281571   Added MegaMozg 02-04-2017 / 09:23
- Forget it, not going anywhere!
- Look, stranger! This is for you the only opportunity to touch that, what is the dream of every Christian! For me, it doesn't matter, we don't worship stones and you - is another matter. Vanya, hold the man's word, even I hold the word demonic, although I find it difficult: feel like here He go!
№ 281569   Added MegaMozg 02-04-2017 / 09:23
- But you did not seem surprised!
- And what wonder? All sorts of walking here in Jerusalem. Anyone will see. Whether people, or goats.
Quote Explanation: Legion came to the Barber sawed horns, and his request was quietly approved.
№ 281568   Added MegaMozg 02-04-2017 / 09:22
- While the Dead sea is what?
Still...
- A fish?
Instead of fish my family lie at the bottom.
Is what line?
- Paternal. Sodomy was a lot of our.
- So we are to Satan, whether that going?!
- These ashes... They're dead, but the point of their lives.
№ 272677   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:43
- Come On, Vanya! Get up! And the hot is getting cold! Pate "Foie Gras" will be? From the livers of geese fattened with walnuts... [tastes it] Mmm!.. Highly recommend! Rack of lamb, smoked eel, caught in Timetracker the lake. Dessert - Creme brulee, cakes, Blancmange.
Then pray, then. "Prayer is waiting, hot - no!" - so we're in the thick of a say. The wine is not diminished mind. You, Vanya?
Ivan [after the prayer]: - N-I do not drink.
- Do not drink only in heaven, and in Russia - who not only put!
Quote Explanation: Pate "Foie Gras" in the translation. FR. foie gras - "fatty liver". Creme brulee (FR. crème brûlée, literally burnt cream) is a dessert made of custard with caramel crust. Blancmange is a cold dessert, jelly, almond or cow's milk, sugar and gelatin.
№ 272676   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:43
... And Satan, p-God forgive me, he?
Is a very effective leader.
- But you don't like him, the Legion...
- I hate him! We have so decided.
Strange this place is p-hell. All hate each other and live together... W-Why?
Quote Explanation: "s-sorry", "u-hell", "W-Why" - the double letters in words indicate that Ivan stutters.
№ 272674   Added MegaMozg 25-01-2017 / 12:43