Character: Elizabeth (Betty) Cooper

Because I catch the bad guys. I caught Clifford Blossom, I caught sugar Maine, I caught a Black Hood. You know what they have in common? They're dead. I warned you.

You want to be friends, Ethel? How strange, because friends don't kiss other girls ' Boyfriends.

I'll never be like you, dad.

Me seriously that something is wrong. Like I some kind of darkness that is overwhelming sometimes, and I don't know where she is. But I think she is the reason I do these crazy things.
Something is very... very wrong with me. Like there's this darkness in me that's overwhelming sometimes, and I don't know where it comes from. But I think that's what makes me do these crazy things.

And I all this time thought you were a romantic, not a soldier.
- I and then, and then. I versatile.
- And all this time I thought you were a lover, not a fighter.
- I'm both. I've got layers.

The poor Moose... is He okay?
- His nickname is Moose. He's fine.
- Poor Moose... Is he okay?
- His name is Moose. He's fine.

- This is an impossible situation.
- Betty, come on. An impossible situation is to be invited to a party Oscar Vanity Fair party on Oscar Elton John. That happened to me once. But this situation is just annoying.
- It's an impossible situation.
- Betty, come on. An impossible situation is being invited to both the "Vanity Flair" Oscar party and Elton John's Oscar party on the same night. Which happened to me one year. This is merely an annoying situation.

But let me help you to help Polly.
- Do you think Polly is crazy.
Yeah, I think she's crazier than a serial killer on drugs, so what? She's pregnant with Jason - it overrides everything.
- But let me help you help Polly.
- You think Polly's crazy.
- I do, I think she's crazier than a serial killer on bath-salts, but so what? She's carrying Jason's baby. That trumps everything.

They're crazy. My parents are crazy... What if Polly too? The way she talked to me the way she looked at me... And now all I can think of: "I May be crazy as they are."

I'm doing everything. For all. Everything to be perfect. Perfect daughter, perfect sister, perfect student. Can I have to do something for yourself?

- What the hell is a "maple syrup"?
- What it sounds like is about. This is a local issue.
- No, Kevin, this is the theme of "Brand whore". And I'm not a whore and do not intend to be branded by someone named Chuck Clayton, sorry. He really thinks that it can get away with it? Doesn't he know who I am? I'll cut the brakes on his super-phallic symbol.
- Or you can go to the Director Witherby.
- Squeal the son of the coach? The captain of the football team and the Golden boy of the school in Riverdale?
Or I can denounce him in the pages of "Blue and gold". Yes, I will.
- No, spoken like a true good girl, always following the rules. I don't follow the rules! I install them! And when you have break! Want to help me revenge, Chuck, Betty? Great, but you better be ready to go in complete darkness without a single star. What do you say, are you in or not?
- What the hell is a "sticky maple"?
- It's kind of what it sounds like. It's a Riverdale thing.
- No, Kevin, it's a slut-shaming thing. And I'm neither a slut, nor am I going to be shamed by someone named, excuse me, Chuck Clayton. Does he really think he can get away with this? Does he not know who I am? I will cut the brakes on his souped-up phallic symbol.
- Or we can go to Principal Weatherbee.
- About the coach's son? Who is captain of the football team, and High'Riverdale's resident golden boy?
- Or I can expose him in the pages of the "Blue and Gold". Yeah, I can do that!
- No. Spoken like a true good girl who always follows the rules. Well, I don't follow rules! I make them! And when necessary, I break them! You wanna help me get revenge on Chuck, Betty, is awesome. But you better be willing to go full dark, no stars. What do you say, in or out?

- How many times will you allow them to hurt you?
- Until you learn the lesson, mom.
- How many times are you gonna let them hurt you?
- Until I learn my lesson, Mom.

- A bit of sage to drive away evil spirits.
- Mom...
- I'm not kidding, Betty. This family is pure evil. Do not be surprised if Blossomy themselves killed Jason. Sacrificed to some dark pagan God, worshipped in his crazy estate.
- A little sage, to banish the evil spirits.
- Mom...
- I'm not joking, Betty. That family is pure evil. I'm wondering if the Blossoms didn't Jason kill themselves. Sacrificed him to some dark pagan god that they worship is insane in that mansion of theirs.

- You know, all scoropat different, but Cheryl is holding a meeting to deal with the loss. She's either brilliant, or sick, or all at once.
Yeah, but Cheryl at least she's not pretending. Not pretending to be a butterfly when in fact OSA.
- I know everyone grieves differently, but Cheryl's hosting a pep rally to cope with her loss. That's either brilliant or psychotic, or both.
- Yeah, well, at least Cheryl's not putting on an act. Pretending she's a butterfly when really she's a wasp.