Character: The policeman

Stop the circus!

Where to look? Go guess. Guess! Guessing to me.

He who seeks happens. He will always find such cases.

Shame will fall on whose head? On my head. I am lost. There is no place among us for someone like me. Everyone to fight me!

- Who got married?
Other army... Third time getting married and all for love.

- So why are You silent?
- Who was silent? I was silent?! You know, so I still have not insulted anyone!

I'm going to complain to the Ambassador! Extraordinary and Plenipotentiary!
- Complain to both!

- I the most outstanding young man of this city!
Okay, in the Department will understand what's ham.

- I have never seen even in a nightmare! Go to Italy! Italy is far away?
- Very far away.
What happiness!

- Sand pit - two persons. Street cleaning - three people. Meat... today's outfits are sent. There is detail on the construction of a house. Cement factory?..
- But at the distillery there?

- Allow your rights, comrade driver.
Once... Once, my dear! Another time - please, with pleasure. But now - no.
- Sit down, let's go. Go!
- Here you are God... I Have a full Studio clients...
- Comrade driver...
- Darling, you're disturbing me. You see I'm talking with a person! You fit! Another time! Another time...

Citizen Kostikova, You got a minute?... Ahem... of Course, it's not my business, but the family budget is necessary to plan and my husband clothes remained.

So is the best? Best of all? I would say about me that my zhinkov, it and to die it would be more fun! And then you hear: no worse than you, worse than you no!

... and disrupted the process of opening of the wedding Palace. Then the ruins of the chapel...
- Excuse me, the chapel is also I ruined?
- No. It was up to You. In the XIV century.