Character: Kipp Stedman

- Claudia, you can't go wrong near me? And then people will think we're friends.
- Yes that you, no one thinks that you have friends.

If leading the BBC was nicer, maybe people would care what's going on in Europe.

- And suddenly it's the last second of our lives?
- Then there's something I have erased from my computer!

- Jealous?
- No, good for you!
- So envious!

- I do not want to brag, but this morning I measured - a whopping 11 inches!
- Well, first, it is indecent, and secondly, nothing to brag about.
- Nothing to brag about? My boss by 11 centimeters above yours!
- Ah, so we are talking about growth...

- Can I borrow 5 bucks?
- I have money left only for correction of eyebrows. If I don't leave a good tip, then a few weeks I will go much amazed.

Hey, Claudia, I don't know what happened, but you look miserable, so I... continued to read his newspaper.

Fight over the same woman? Maybe just inflate another one?

- Let me ask you a question. If you were a woman...
- Well, let's consider this hypothetical possibility.

- Come on, Claudia, lying easily. I'll teach you!
Why are you helping me?
Because you are a good fellow and I like to work with you.
Really?
- See how easy it is to lie!

- Why can't you just help him out of the goodness of his soul?
- What is your what?!

- People know where I went, I will be looking for!
- Yes, if you get lost, they will arrange carnival with booze!

Women are crazy about me... and all because I am clean and don't scare anybody.

You got me. I can't believe it. Now I have to make friends. Bastard.