Character: Yulia Yevgenievna Lourensa



In the beginning was the word. And that word was: "what a bastard twisted the sun". Then God saw that the drunk pulled all the plugs and screwed them back in. So there were stars. And then he looked down, realized what he had done, and said, "I have Etherlords moonshine do not buy".
№ 310090   Added MegaMozg 06-12-2017 / 11:02
- Girl, what did you do with your hands?
- Frostbite, ' I replied.
- Yes? And the shots from?
Is I frozen porcupine plucked, completely brutalized me.
№ 310066   Added MegaMozg 05-12-2017 / 19:13
Do you feel well enough?
- No. I feel just disgusting. It made me sick. And might vomit again. You.
- Will survive. In an extreme case - let's take a bath. Imagine - night, candles, bubble bath...
- ...I slip on the soap and fall on your head, breaking both legs.
№ 310064   Added MegaMozg 05-12-2017 / 19:11
- You bastard, you're still a - mused me.
Sadness in the voice of the werewolf instantly gave way to restrained laughter.
- On the stand, sweetheart.
And your ears are cold, the same pensive tone he continued I.
- Warm! Tail I swear!
Do not believe!
- My tail! I'm mortally offended!
№ 310053   Added MegaMozg 05-12-2017 / 18:07
I appeal to the human "you" in three cases. If the person is older than me, if I don't want to get close to him, that is, it is somehow unpleasant and, third, if I'm the man of respect.
№ 310052   Added MegaMozg 05-12-2017 / 18:06