Character: Eugene Burdukovskaya

- On, hold, invitation to my party. Coming?
- If it's alcohol, then no.
- Well Jen... If not alcohol, then nobody else will come.
But if it is, then everyone will get drunk and start Smoking, start Smoking - open window, open window - Hey bronchitis and pneumonia, goodbye elective on the history of journalism and good relations with descansa, goodbye red diploma and distribution in the prestigious publishing house, Hello alcohol, unplanned pregnancy, neglect and agonizing death in poverty. Do you want me?

- Journalism teaches the skills of eclecticism.
- What's that?
- How to explain?.. Well, roughly speaking, syncretism.
- What?..