Character: Frissel Colin Colin Frissell

Stateside I am Prince William. Without the weird family.

- I now understand why I have no luck in love.
- And why?
- All British women are terribly uptight and I'm usually attracted to girls without complexes, open-minded as Americans. It's time to go to America, where I immediately find a girl... What do you say?
- I would say that this is nonsense, Colleen.
- No, mate, not bullshit, American girls would dig me with my cute British accent.
- You don't have a cute British accent.
- Is. All I'm going to America.
- Colleen, you're a lonely, ugly British and accept it.
- Never! I am Collin God of sex. I was just born in the wrong country.