Character: Wyatt Bernstein (Wyatt Bernstein)

Crash, what are you doing?
I thought we have a competition at the clown dances. You obviously won.

But I will miss you tears, and I am guessing that you ate. I'm the best exorcist vomiting.
Thanks to this, you get into the best College.
I know.

- How do I look?
- As the victim of a car accident.
- Nice, I guess.

Crash, how did you get there?!
- At first I was a toy, and then came to life..
- I not about that! How did you end up in outer space?!
Oh, I got sucked into the toilet. Well, who does not happen.

- Okay, even.
- That's for sure even! We made a hole in the floor, but you forgot Jasmine!
- You're right.
We made Karl the duck, but you forgot Jasmine!
- Sorry, duck, you say?
- We have lit the couch on fire, but you forgot Jasmine!
Seriously, Crash, shut up.
We pitched the ashes Puccini, replacing him with salt and pepper, but you..
- You what?!
- You what?!

Hey, genius, help me with homework in chemistry, right?
What? Sure, I'm a genius! I already forgot I took chemistry in kindergarten.
- First question: what metal is lightweight and does not sink in water?
- E-ain, probably.. platium?
Great. And what is the most dangerous substance..?
- Kryptonite!
Kryptonite, that's great! The one-and-AAK, what do we have? What is the chemical formula of vitamin C?
- Uh-uh-uh pelsin?
- Are you sure?
- Hey, who's the genius?

- What's wrong with mayonnaise?
- It's white diarrhea.
- You ruined it!

Hey, Wyatt, meet my team: Als-betta and Selinka.
What? What they have in the class? In the twenty-fifth?!
They're here on exchange from Stakhanovka.
- Funny, but that's a country there.
- Em, Bernstein, I'm sure there are. I have three geography.

- Guys, it's getting dangerous. You need to get rid of junk.
- No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Stuff?! Here are only.. things. Not what you.
- What is needed? This broken toaster.. and the carb.
- Maybe I want fried carb? What do you say, I may be hungry? [Crash finds the magnet] Got a sweet horseshoe!
- No, no, no, Crash! It's a magnet! But, still you don't eat.
- Really? [Crash eats a magnet and attracts a toaster, a carb and a washing machine]

- Stunned! You these things stolen?!
Now, if I understand correctly, Yes.
- Where did you get the lights?!!
[Screeching tires of the cars from the window]
- At the house.

If she gets a foot on our side of the room, she will have to deal with it!
[Wyatt touches the robot, nothing happens]
- .. With an awkward silence?

No one needs to rescue the hero. This hero saves people.

Oh, the box! Finally we leave this cramped apartment. Well, where to? Oh, by chance in a beautiful house on the river? Be here with watchtowers and barbed wire..
Is a prison, Crash.
- Yes? That would be a bit to live there!
- Will cost. I just take stuff for the school Bazaar.
- At the Bazaar! Sounds like fun. Base-and-app, Bazar, Bazaar, Baza-a-arrrr. Well, in a word, however.
It's a lot of fun.

Ha, look who's talking. Write a note to the nurse, she will be released from the "Day Bug".
- Yeah, so so. Here's the deal, I'm going to meet with the bug boy, if you step out of the apartment with me.
But... you're afraid.
- That's what brothers do.
- Hmm, really? Then there were other brothers in history where one was afraid of beetles, and the second was afraid of the mustache, and they went to school, to overcome fears?
- Probably, in a parallel universe could live exactly the same brothers with the same fears.
Ha! Here weaklings.