Character: Pumbaa



- We are rushing somewhere, but nobody's chasing us.
- What's wrong with that? The more chances that we won't get caught!
2 Season 2 Series
№ 360713   Added MegaMozg 12-02-2019 / 14:03
I can't believe... he's back!
Is back? What do you mean? ... Hey, what does it all mean? What's with this monkey?
- Simba confronts Scar.
- Who?
- The scar.
- Who has the scar?
- No. No. No. It's his uncle.
- Monkey is his uncle?!
- No, Simba went back to shift his uncle and become king.
Ooh.
№ 351306   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 23:03
- You're alive. And so it goes ... You're the king!
The king? PF! Lady, this is some lion of a misunderstanding!
- The king?! Your Majesty, swell in your footsteps!
- Do not swell, and fall.
№ 351302   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 16:15
- I'm hungry!
- I could eat a whole Zebra.
- Uh, we don't have a Zebra.
- A wildebeest?
No.
- Hippo?
- No. Listen, kid, you better go to our diet. Hey, here's a good place to starve the worm.
- Uh, what is it?
- The worm, don't you see?
- BU-um, gross!
- Tastes like chicken.
It is slippery, but nutritious.
- And this is a rare delicacy. Juicy and crispy crust.
- Kid, you get used to it.
- Trust me. It is not life, and raspberries. No rules, no responsibilities. Oh, they're with cream and toppings!
№ 351296   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 16:09
- Hakuna Matata?
- Yes, that's our motto.
- What is it?
Nothing. Trouble-free philosophy.
№ 351295   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 16:08
- In life there are hardships, but there's nothing to be done. Right?
- Right.
- No. If West world spits on you. You can take and spit on him.
- I was taught otherwise.
- Then you'll have to learn from scratch. Repeat after me : Hakuna Matata!
What?
- Hakuna Matata and no worries!
№ 351294   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 16:07
All, Pumbaa, the case-vonici!
- Oh, sorry.
Not you! They! He's alone with her.
- What's wrong?
I know what it is.
- What?
And those two - no. They love
From a trio of our - will remain a Duo.
№ 305454   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2017 / 22:15
- Timon, have you ever asked yourself, what's that blinking dot?
- Pumbaa, why ask, I know it.
Oh, and what is it?
- There are fireflies. Fireflies who are stuck to this big blue-and-black thing.
- Oh, yeah?.. And I thought it was the bubbles of gas that are burning millions of light years away...
- Pumbaa, you're related to gases.
№ 305453   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2017 / 22:12
- I ate like a pig.
- Pumbaa, you are a pig...
№ 302719   Added MegaMozg 03-10-2017 / 00:06
It was good...
- Really?
- Sarcasm for you Chinese!
№ 271840   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 15:13
- What to do? What to do?
- I am the only one, Pumbaa. When cool squeeze cool guys shake at all! That's our motto.
I thought our motto "Hakuna Matata".
- You cannot live in the past. We have a new motto, exy!
№ 166341   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:24
- You know what my friend? Need your ass to leave in the past.
- No, not so. You need to leave the past behind. See: bad things happen all the time, and there is nothing to do, right? Not true! When the world turns away from you, you have to turn away from the world.
№ 156600   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 15:18
When idle the whole day, nice to relax.
№ 134802   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 14:55
- What did you do?
- A terrible thing. I don't want to talk about it.
- Well, we don't want to listen.
№ 117067   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:23
- What's eating you?
- No, he's at the top of the food chain!
№ 117066   Added MegaMozg 07-01-2017 / 20:23