Character: Simba



- Hyena... I do not like hyenas! With the help of which you slip past them?
- Live baits.
Is the idea of... Hey!
- Come on, Timon, you'll have to distract them.
So what should I put on a skirt and dance the hula?
№ 351310   Added MegaMozg 28-11-2018 / 00:04
- Uh, we're gonna fight your uncle for this?!
- Yes Timon this is my home.
- OOO, remontik would not hurt.
№ 351309   Added MegaMozg 28-11-2018 / 00:03
- Why are you back?
- I finally knocked the crap out of your head, leaving the memory bump.
№ 351308   Added MegaMozg 28-11-2018 / 00:02
It is not right. I can't go back. And what would it prove? Nothing to fix. The past does not change.
№ 351303   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 16:16
- You're alive. And so it goes ... You're the king!
The king? PF! Lady, this is some lion of a misunderstanding!
- The king?! Your Majesty, swell in your footsteps!
- Do not swell, and fall.
№ 351302   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 16:15
- I'm hungry!
- I could eat a whole Zebra.
- Uh, we don't have a Zebra.
- A wildebeest?
No.
- Hippo?
- No. Listen, kid, you better go to our diet. Hey, here's a good place to starve the worm.
- Uh, what is it?
- The worm, don't you see?
- BU-um, gross!
- Tastes like chicken.
It is slippery, but nutritious.
- And this is a rare delicacy. Juicy and crispy crust.
- Kid, you get used to it.
- Trust me. It is not life, and raspberries. No rules, no responsibilities. Oh, they're with cream and toppings!
№ 351296   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 16:09
- Hakuna Matata?
- Yes, that's our motto.
- What is it?
Nothing. Trouble-free philosophy.
№ 351295   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 16:08
- In life there are hardships, but there's nothing to be done. Right?
- Right.
- No. If West world spits on you. You can take and spit on him.
- I was taught otherwise.
- Then you'll have to learn from scratch. Repeat after me : Hakuna Matata!
What?
- Hakuna Matata and no worries!
№ 351294   Added MegaMozg 27-11-2018 / 16:07
- We're gonna fight your uncle... for this?
- Yes Timon this is my home.
Yeah, remontik would not hurt. Well, Simba, if that's important to you, we will be with you until the end.
№ 305457   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2017 / 22:24
- You're starting to sound like my father.
- Excellent! At least someone like him.
№ 305455   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2017 / 22:18
You're never scared.
- It was today.
Really?
Yes. I was afraid to lose you.
- So, even kings are afraid of?
- Of course.
№ 305452   Added MegaMozg 23-10-2017 / 22:09
- I ate like a pig.
- Pumbaa, you are a pig...
№ 302719   Added MegaMozg 03-10-2017 / 00:06
- The day will come when you get married!
- Fuuu!
Of unit before.
№ 247282   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:49
- I will not.
- Someday you will be king. Then you will be able to catch those mangy, stupid scavengers to drive them away.
№ 247281   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:49
- But I thought a king can do whatever he wants...
To be a king is something more...
№ 247280   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:49