Character: Jonathan "J. P." Pemberly
- I'm having fun, you are not affected.
Actually it is, because you have a wife, and Jen, she's cute, she bought me the book "Coast" for Christmas, the one about the Bank, and I like it so much that I do not allow anyone to read it, and it's the only book that I have. So I beg you, don't break her heart.
4 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 03:14
- We should have an open relationship.
- We do not have with you any relationship, J. P., neither open nor closed or ajar.
3 Season 4 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:23
- When you're done, meet me at the pool.
There's no pool.
- At the billiard table.
- Billiards either.
- A table is?
A Desk, Yes.
- Meet me at the table.
3 Season 4 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:21
- What is the closest relative of the elephant.
- The elephant man. Wait, no, he died.
3 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:19
I'm not stupid, and generally I'm the opposite of stupid.
- Smart?
Exactly.
3 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:18
- If you like her, don't sleep with her right away, first get to know each other better.
- Well, this will never happen. Ralph called dibs.
- You can't call dibs on a person.
2 Season 7 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:10
- You got her to look at you naked. You're a pervert.
- I didn't do anything.
- You're Horny.
- She was, nosy, staring at me, raped my eyes.
Quote Explanation: About Heather
2 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:08
- I complaints not filed.
What? You said complain?
- Yes, I wanted, and then took a NAP and decided not to bother.
Quote Explanation: Talking about the complaint to the teacher
2 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:05
- So, some rich guy offers your mom millions of pounds for the house, and you shot him?
Look, I don't know who I will shoot. You don't know whom to shoot, until they do so.
2 Season 4 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:04
You need me. Let BP stop to apologize and grow a pair of balls. I'll have those eggs.
2 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:02
- You are not invited.
- Here's my invitation [points to face]. This person will be allowed anywhere.
2 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:54
- Unsurprisingly, the decline in the country - as many companies give out pens for free.
- Everyone should take one.
Yes. Let's all take one, as some Communists. I forgot that we live in Cuba.
2 Season 3 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:53
The horse is actually like a big dog.
I know that the horse is just a horse, but Roll with me all through my childhood, and I think my childhood were shot in the head, you know?
1 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:42
I wish I hatched from eggs not to deal with stupid roboppy and mechanical failures
1 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:40
