TV series: Fresh meat (Fresh meat)

- I have a plan.
- Yeah, what is it?
To die till she was 27.

- I'm having fun, you are not affected.
Actually it is, because you have a wife, and Jen, she's cute, she bought me the book "Coast" for Christmas, the one about the Bank, and I like it so much that I do not allow anyone to read it, and it's the only book that I have. So I beg you, don't break her heart.

I love you. I will do my best to fix everything, I will shave off my beard, I will no longer eat pasta or continue to eat pasta, as you say, and I'll listen to Mumford & sons with you, and I'm not going to insert a sarcastic comment, and I will not be ironic to dance, and I'll do whatever I want you to be happy. We can buy a house with views of the Gower Peninsula, and we have two children, and we will grow old together and we will bask in the sun in our garden holding hands to be ninety years old, and we love each other and be happy.

- I'm not a horrible person.
And it's actually true.
- Now get out of here before I break your pelvis.
Although she says the bad man.

- You'd be a terrible politician.
- You just need to talk to people and pretend that I listen. How complicated is it?
- It's impossible for you.
- I get it, you despise me due to their own lack of confidence, believe me, I know whereof I speak, my friend, I have gone to therapy.
- In one day.
- What can I say, I speed. Some people don't need to do this for decades. I went in, sorted myself out, came out.

- She's my puppet and I the puppet master, but in a good way.
- I'm not your puppet. Why would I be a puppet?
- Well... you don't know this. In fact the meaning of puppets, they don't know they're puppets, they're Muppets.

There was one guy I moved in, carried a toothbrush, but it's all bullshit, more I will not be engaged.

Birthdays are events full of ritual humiliation, was created in order to make the cartel of producers of greeting cards richer.

Want to change the world - write a song.

- We should have an open relationship.
- We do not have with you any relationship, J. P., neither open nor closed or ajar.

- I wrote the play.
- Well, damn, cool, the world just missed a few plays.

- When you're done, meet me at the pool.
There's no pool.
- At the billiard table.
- Billiards either.
- A table is?
A Desk, Yes.
- Meet me at the table.

- You want to leave, Kingsley?
I love research, especially those that may lead to death.

- What is the closest relative of the elephant.
- The elephant man. Wait, no, he died.