Character: Kingsley Owen



I love you. I will do my best to fix everything, I will shave off my beard, I will no longer eat pasta or continue to eat pasta, as you say, and I'll listen to Mumford & sons with you, and I'm not going to insert a sarcastic comment, and I will not be ironic to dance, and I'll do whatever I want you to be happy. We can buy a house with views of the Gower Peninsula, and we have two children, and we will grow old together and we will bask in the sun in our garden holding hands to be ninety years old, and we love each other and be happy.
Quote Explanation: Josie
3 Season 8 Series
№ 369480   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 03:13
Want to change the world - write a song.
3 Season 6 Series
№ 369473   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:24
- You want to leave, Kingsley?
I love research, especially those that may lead to death.
3 Season 4 Series
№ 369469   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:20
I just thought we could take a walk, buy a newspaper, have lunch in the pub.
Yeah, but who wants to eat and read when you can fuck and plump.
3 Season 3 Series
№ 369464   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:15
- You want to make a milkshake in a garbage bag?
- I've done it before, it doesn't leak. And it's much easier than making a bowl of punch, plus it's fun. Imagine that it's a punching bag, but we from it will thump.
3 Season 3 Series
№ 369463   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:14
- If you like her, don't sleep with her right away, first get to know each other better.
- Well, this will never happen. Ralph called dibs.
- You can't call dibs on a person.
2 Season 7 Series
№ 369459   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:10
- You got her to look at you naked. You're a pervert.
- I didn't do anything.
- You're Horny.
- She was, nosy, staring at me, raped my eyes.
Quote Explanation: About Heather
2 Season 6 Series
№ 369457   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:08
- I complaints not filed.
What? You said complain?
- Yes, I wanted, and then took a NAP and decided not to bother.
Quote Explanation: Talking about the complaint to the teacher
2 Season 6 Series
№ 369454   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:05
- So, some rich guy offers your mom millions of pounds for the house, and you shot him?
Look, I don't know who I will shoot. You don't know whom to shoot, until they do so.
2 Season 4 Series
№ 369453   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:04
Josie, you are too drunk to drive drunk, so very drunk.
- Nonsense. I'm sober enough to drive under the influence.
2 Season 4 Series
№ 369452   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 02:03
- I went to a party Bi PI, gave away tickets to Howard.
- Why?
- I don't want to grasp at the first opportunity. First, I want to live my life, learn who I am.
- Well, you moron.
- Thanks, consoled.
- Know how many people under the age of 24 are unemployed? Twenty percent, and the numbers are constantly growing. You can't afford to buy time. When we leave here, will start this natural selection. If you want something to become part of your future, you should go for it right now.
2 Season 3 Series
№ 369449   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:55
- Unsurprisingly, the decline in the country - as many companies give out pens for free.
- Everyone should take one.
Yes. Let's all take one, as some Communists. I forgot that we live in Cuba.
2 Season 3 Series
№ 369447   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:53
- Who is that?
- Mother Of Sex.
- Paul?
Paul lamb - the invisible man. It was the visible mother and the invisible man. Perhaps invisibility is paternal.
1 Season 8 Series
№ 369444   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:49
- You removed from the guest list.
Okay. I would not want to see you cry the whole ceremony.
- I'll be crying, crying from happiness.
- Only if on the way to Church, Dave gets hit by a bus.
Quote Explanation: Josie is getting married
1 Season 6 Series
№ 369441   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:46
- Is she breathing?
'I don't know, breathing. She kept repeating "God". It is impossible to say something and when not to breathe.
Quote Explanation: About Water
1 Season 6 Series
№ 369436   Added MegaMozg 11-05-2019 / 01:41