Character: Виски Танго Фокстрот (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)



I once whiled away the time, being carried away by pop comedy. I told a joke, then dropped the microphone on Mike. He didn't get up anymore, because I crushed his neck with my boot. Boom - and Mike was gone.
Battleborn Виски Танго Фокстрот (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
sarcastic quotestime
№ 412432   Added MegaMozg 31-01-2021 / 04:12
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Hint: This isn't Mike's brain. But it was better this way. Because then the zombie hare would attack him and eat his brain. I would pay for a show like this. Oh yeah.
Battleborn Виски Танго Фокстрот (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
funny quotesshow brain
№ 412430   Added MegaMozg 31-01-2021 / 04:06
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Two Mike came in. None came out. Because no one ordered them, so they stayed. Dumb ones.
Battleborn Виски Танго Фокстрот (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
funny quotes
№ 412429   Added MegaMozg 31-01-2021 / 04:03
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How many T-shirts do you need to change the plasmid on the crystal panel? Not one - they all die somewhere else.
Battleborn Виски Танго Фокстрот (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
funny quotes
№ 412427   Added MegaMozg 31-01-2021 / 03:57
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Smack-smack, Foxtrot Whiskey.
Battleborn Виски Танго Фокстрот (Whiskey Tango Foxtrot)
wise quotesthe relationship experience vices growing up together mouth conversations whiskey think
№ 412426   Added MegaMozg 31-01-2021 / 03:54
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