Character: Suzy Myerson



Teach me to swim so I can drown myself.
Amazing Mrs Meisel (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Suzy Myerson
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№ 422216   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 07:36
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- Yes, I'm not bad with a sluggish one.
Quote Explanation: Midge persuades Suzy to learn to swim
Amazing Mrs Meisel (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Midge Meisel Suzy Myerson
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№ 422215   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 07:33
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- I'm sweating, and you?
- Take off your jacket.
- How will this help my f**k?
Quote Explanation: Suzy and Midge discuss the heat)
Amazing Mrs Meisel (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Midge Meisel Suzy Myerson
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№ 422214   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 07:30
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- There is a place for everyone in the army. And the benefits - at least zho*y rui!
- For now, I want to chew with my mouth, but - thanks.
Quote Explanation: The military offers Susie service in the army, mistaking her for a guy)
Amazing Mrs Meisel (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Suzy Myerson
funny quotesarmy place thank you
№ 422123   Added MegaMozg 06-07-2021 / 02:57
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- Do you need that?
- That's my junk!
- Really? Herein?!
- Just because it's not in a pink box like some cake doesn't mean it's garbage.
- Why didn't I take a suitcase?
- I don't have one.
- And what do you go on vacation with?
- With imagination.
Quote Explanation: Midge throws Susie's stuff away because she thought it was garbage)
Amazing Mrs Meisel (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Midge Meisel Suzy Myerson
sarcastic quotestrue garbage no vacation
№ 421951   Added MegaMozg 05-07-2021 / 18:18
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