Character: Elizabeth Effy Stonem

- You were crazy and I'm hopeless...
- I wish we would have got into Cambridge!

- Well, how's your tub?
- What bath?
The one you went to take a three months ago and never returned.

- How does it feel?
- What is what?
To be in love.
Great. Love is really beautiful.
- It sounds very convincing.
All is well. But nothing is flawless, you know?
I was hoping that it does. I wanted a perfect guy, perfect marriage, perfect everything.
- What has changed?
- J.

- You weren't good for me, cook never.
If I knew it would be, I'd still like to experience it. All this stupidity, mistakes, everything. I would do them again.
What does that mean?
It means that I still love you.
- ***is.

- I'd rather fuck JJ I.
I know it's not considered as a compliment, but I'm willing to accept it.

- How many times have you called her?
- Thirty-nine.
And messages?
- One hundred and forty one.
- And what, nothing?
Nothing.
Wow. Michelle really hates you.

- I love you!
- Everybody loves me.

Why don't you watch porn on the Internet, like normal people?

- Ummm... You have me in the garden...
Yes.
Um, so... What?..
- I ... wanted to see what you have in the garage.
- In my...?
- The garage. They all say that you have an amazing garage.
- All?
- Yes! Admire...

I look at many people, but this does not mean that I every want to meet.

Loser is not an emotion.
Loser is not an emotion.

He's not cute, it's amazing.

Love, Love, Love... What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.
Love, love, love... What good is that? Absolutely nothing.

Sometimes I think I was born backwards. That is, the left is out. I don't hear those words. People I should love, I hate. And the people I hate...