Character: Kim. Page 1

- Did you know that your Board was cut down from a log in the sixteenth century?
- I thought of the sixteenth - the Golden age of snowboarding.

People say who talks a lot, he has done little.

Look, if you think about it, to be abnormal is not that bad. I can, at least, to sit down in front of you, if you notice that talking to yourself. Turns out that you're talking to me.

- Thought I wasn't your type. You said that you love only Busty blondes who have no idea about the future.
- You can recolor the hair and increase breast. We live in the modern world. For ambitious women, nothing is impossible.

I love rare words. for example, the oxymorons. You know what that means?
- No. Never heard of it.
- An oxymoron is a stylistic figure, connecting the two opposite in meaning of the word. For example, "deafening silence", "white night", "sweet and sour". I'm sure you too can come up with oxymorons.
- Sad joy? offers Kim
- Most "painful happiness" - meets Cassandra.
Kim presses a finger to her lips to focus on.
- Now I -- "the living dead".
"The past future".
- "A terrible beauty".
Cassandra makes a small pause and mutters:
- You and me.
What?
We're two people who have nothing in common, but we are interested in spending time together. We are a oxymoron.

To live together means work together to solve problems, which would not have arisen, if you have not started to live together.

- Shut up! I prefer when you're quiet. Then it seems that you think about something sublime.

It was my first time kissing a girl wearing a helmet!
- The head should be protected!

Oh, stop. What is that sound?! Where is he?! Oh... I understand - it's a lying bastard!!!

- Want to talk? The bartender is cheaper than therapy!
- Cheaper beer and the bartender... and the beer has been sassing!

You have brains in our head, feet in sneakers. So go where you want!

- Pay extra for irony?
No irony free, but for sarcasm, take an exorbitant price!

- I will score a refrigerator products, how to work a microwave you know?
- Yeah, so Megatron converts electrical energy into..
- No... how to turn on/off?

- I can see you met with these goats, right?
- Yes, with whom did not happen?
- That's for sure.