Character: Nicole Bonnet

- He locked the door, he shut us down!
- Well, so what more romantic, or you don't like romance?

But I did not expect to work in such close cooperation.
- Now the height of the tourist season and rent an apartment, unfortunately, failed.

I wasn't expecting your call surprised and pleased, miss Bo...
- Please no names.
- Maybe to preserve the secrecy grab a bottle to me...
- We have a business meeting. I need a man who would have been your talent and experience, Mr...
- Shh! Please, no names.
- How do you feel about having to take Luggage?
- What?
- Steal.
- Steal? Ah! Understand, simply to steal.

- I will be glad to provide the same service.
- The same is unlikely to be needed... But then how will I get?
- See, don't reject the help in advance.

Sweet. Next week I'm not working.
- Hold it like an honest man.

- Dad!
- What did I do? Provided the world an opportunity to look at the Cellini Venus.
- Which is not by Cellini.
Ah, it's the addiction to labels... all your work with the Americans, it's you against them, the obsession with labels and brand names.

- My angel, this is a triumph, I could have sold a dozen Cézannes, on the spot!
- Well, you know, and one is more than enough...

- He never said that he went to Toulouse-Lautrec from the bonnet collection?
Your Lautrec or Lautrec's Lautrec?
- Mine, naturally.
- OOO!
- I hope my Lautrec is not worse than Lautrec's Lautrec!

- You are not a sore arm?
- What are you, even worse.
Is not the arm.
- The infection is spreading.

In good homes, where I ply, do not shoot, I'm not used to it.
- They're just torn a piece of meat.
But the meat is mine.

- Well, say, where are you?
- In The Ritz.
Where - where?!
- In "the Ritz". It on place Vendome, you will turn..
Yeah I know where it is! For the burglar too gorgeous!

- The Cellini Venus is a fake!
- No vulgar language, my child!

- Dad, I repeat: enough to sell fakes - this is pure criminality!
- Did I Rob the poor?! My clients are millionaires! Masterpieces they want, they get!

- Wait, Nicole! My primer. Not even mine, but the van Gogh or any of his fellows. I personally scraped it with the old canvases of the 19th century. Like this, see? It takes weeks, but without it there is no flavor of authenticity. Oh, I don't think van Gogh his paintings was worth such hard work.
Yes, it is. And even if he was van Gogh!
- Heh, everything is so expensive, but it is known that in his life he sold only one painting. And your father to perpetuate his tragic genius, have already sold two!