Character: Charles Bonnet

- You need to stop Professor Bauer to explore Venus.
- But how? I have already signed. He laid his head on the guillotine and the collar unbuttoned for more comfort.

- Dad!
- What did I do? Provided the world an opportunity to look at the Cellini Venus.
- Which is not by Cellini.
Ah, it's the addiction to labels... all your work with the Americans, it's you against them, the obsession with labels and brand names.

- My angel, this is a triumph, I could have sold a dozen Cézannes, on the spot!
- Well, you know, and one is more than enough...

- He never said that he went to Toulouse-Lautrec from the bonnet collection?
Your Lautrec or Lautrec's Lautrec?
- Mine, naturally.
- OOO!
- I hope my Lautrec is not worse than Lautrec's Lautrec!

Expensive, still try to understand me. Yes, I am proud and happy that our Cellini Venus is a fake because if she were genuine, she would have been old sculpture of a rampant Italian! And our Cellini Venus, and our no nonsense. After all, it carved your own grandfather your own grandmother! For months she stood absolutely motionless, and he imprinted her image in marble. Of course, this was before she began to overeat for the night!

- You see, Monsieur Gramont, you'll like it. It is unnatural honest boring!

- The Cellini Venus is a fake!
- No vulgar language, my child!

- Dad, I repeat: enough to sell fakes - this is pure criminality!
- Did I Rob the poor?! My clients are millionaires! Masterpieces they want, they get!

- Wait, Nicole! My primer. Not even mine, but the van Gogh or any of his fellows. I personally scraped it with the old canvases of the 19th century. Like this, see? It takes weeks, but without it there is no flavor of authenticity. Oh, I don't think van Gogh his paintings was worth such hard work.
Yes, it is. And even if he was van Gogh!
- Heh, everything is so expensive, but it is known that in his life he sold only one painting. And your father to perpetuate his tragic genius, have already sold two!

But...How kind it was from van Gogh to subscribe only name! For me it saves time. Ah, lovely!
- Not again? And so soon?
- Oh, no! This masterpiece I'm not going to sell a very very long time! He will hang, to please the eye, but who knows, maybe the day will come and I have over a million rips my treasure.
Oh, the old adventurer!
- Thank you very much.