Character: Turkish



Boris the blade, or Boris-Fucking-you will Get sharp, like a blow with a sickle in the balls, and hard, like a blow with a hammer. Live Soviet coat of arms. Say, this bastard is impossible to kill.
№ 45371   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:56
- What's with those sausages, Charlie?
Five minutes, Turkish.
Five minutes ago you said you will be ready in two minutes.
№ 45370   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:56
- So, I need a new caravan, and I will buy it.
- Why me?
- Well, you know about caravans.
- Why would it?
- You spent a summer, and that means you know more than me.
№ 45369   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:56
We've lost gorgeous George.
- Where did you say you lost it? It's not some ***Anaya bunch of car keys, huh?
№ 23652   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:45
- ***at-bash, hold me tight! What is this?
Is my belt.
- No, Tommy, you have a gun in his pants. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
- It's for protection.
- To protect from whom? From the Nazis or something? Aren't you afraid of blowing your nuts off when you sit down?
№ 23649   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:45
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Say Russian - very dangerous, and this all from all sides crazy.
Quote Explanation: about Boris the Razor.
№ 23646   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:45
Everybody knows Doug the head: if there is the stones and it's stolen, he's to him. Pretends he's Jewish, he wants to be a Jew; he even tells his family that they were Jews. Only the Jew is exactly the same as I homodrill. He believes that to be a Jew - good for business. In business diamond it really helps.
№ 23645   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:45
And this is Tommy. He tells people he was named after the automatic "Tommy gun", but in fact it was named after a famous 19th century ballet dancer.
№ 23644   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:45
Let's hurry, before the Nazis landed.
№ 8876   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:47
It turned out that this chatty, painted with tattoos Gypsy champion in Boxing among the Roma, this means that it is harder than a coffin nail.
№ 8586   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:33
What are you doing here?
- A dog walk, isn't it obvious?
- What in the car?
- Seat and steering wheel.
№ 6505   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 22:51