Character: Tommy Tommy
I love women! They are beautiful, mysterious, charming, magical creatures! Smart, compassionate! In many ways better than men, I think. If I had a choice, I'd be a woman for the rest of his days!
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 01:52
My concept is very simple: if you want to lose weight - don't eat a lot. Want to make money - get off your ass and work. Want to be happy - find someone who you like, and stick with him.
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MegaMozg 05-01-2017 / 20:36
- So, I need a new caravan, and I will buy it.
- Why me?
- Well, you know about caravans.
- Why would it?
- You spent a summer, and that means you know more than me.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:56
- ***at-bash, hold me tight! What is this?
Is my belt.
- No, Tommy, you have a gun in his pants. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
- It's for protection.
- To protect from whom? From the Nazis or something? Aren't you afraid of blowing your nuts off when you sit down?
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:45
For you there is only death, but our destiny is life.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 20:35
You will bloom and I will live.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 20:35
