Character: Evelyn Harper



- Excuse me, Evelyn, are You married?
- Not in at the moment. And what, any suggestions?
- Well, we could start with dinner in the restaurant.
- Was adopted. How would You like to finish?
At the same time.
2.5 / Two and a half men (Two and a Half Men) Evelyn Harper Harvey (father of rose)
3 Season 7 Series
ironic quotes
№ 177847   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:44
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... But if we talk about grief, we grieve me! I loved this man with all my heart and you left me, you lousy bastard! And in the end: I still have a strong ass, and your is disintegrating as we speak!
2.5 / Two and a half men (Two and a Half Men) Evelyn Harper
2 Season 21 Series
sarcastic quotes
№ 177591   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 19:35
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Confession heals the soul, and for the marriage - enema with molten lead.
2.5 / Two and a half men (Two and a Half Men) Evelyn Harper
7 Season 7 Series
marriage confession
№ 168019   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:46
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God gives us children so that death didn't seem like the biggest disappointment in my life.
2.5 / Two and a half men (Two and a Half Men) Evelyn Harper
ironic quotesdeath children
№ 71003   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:27
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- You look just like my fifth husband.
- Yes?! And how many times have you been married?
Four.
2.5 / Two and a half men (Two and a Half Men) Evelyn Harper Norman Norman
ironic quotesmarriage
№ 49497   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:38
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