Character: Experienced
I must confess, infinitely would be happy
To go under this electronic unit,
To drip brew in my mouth
Day and night all year round!
But the people say among themselves:
For such a clever device
We can sit without worries
Behind bars for a year!
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MegaMozg 06-10-2018 / 12:04
Don't worry, comrade Director. People want to understand what was happening.
- It is natural!
- Legally!
- A new business for us, undeveloped...
- Exactly undeveloped.
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MegaMozg 09-11-2017 / 00:07
Damn!.. The plunderer of socialist property!
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MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 21:27
- The amount?
- Three hundred!
- This is serious!
<...>
- Your conditions.
Three hundred thirty!
- I agree.
- Everyone!!!
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MegaMozg 15-10-2017 / 21:06
― Ah! The two of them...
― And this one, with a tail.
― A donkey doesn't count. The second superfluous.
Quote Explanation: prepare for stealing Nina.
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 15:03
― This is not lezginka, and twist. Show all first.
― Toe of the right foot, you push the butt, that's it. Op! Op! Another butt ... you crush with your left toe. And now the two butt ... you crush together.
Quote Explanation: Teaches the twist.
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MegaMozg 22-09-2017 / 14:48
- To be on the lookout and be in the form of a retainer, if the old lady begins to sing.
And the old woman whistled?
- No.
- So what are you doing here?
Moron.
- I agree.
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MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 20:06
- Can you tell me where the restroom is?
- Found time!
Thank you.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:07
