Character: A coward



I must confess, infinitely would be happy
To go under this electronic unit,
To drip brew in my mouth
Day and night all year round!
But the people say among themselves:
For such a clever device
We can sit without worries
Behind bars for a year!
Bootleggers A coward Dunce Experienced
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- You what?
- Well I train.
- Train better... the cats.
Operation "y" and other Shurik's adventures A coward Dunce
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№ 307146   Added MegaMozg 09-11-2017 / 00:08
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Don't worry, comrade Director. People want to understand what was happening.
- It is natural!
- Legally!
- A new business for us, undeveloped...
- Exactly undeveloped.
Operation "y" and other Shurik's adventures A coward Dunce Experienced
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№ 307145   Added MegaMozg 09-11-2017 / 00:07
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- That is what we have today...
- Not we, but You!
- What can save us from the audit?
- Sorry, not we, but You!
From the audit we can save only theft!
Operation "y" and other Shurik's adventures A coward The Director of the base Petoukhov
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№ 307144   Added MegaMozg 09-11-2017 / 00:06
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- Filterable virus of foot and mouth disease, especially the rapidly developing in the body... <...> nicotine, alcohol, and...
- Excesses bad...
Yes.
Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures Edward A coward
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№ 245920   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:58
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- Tell me, did it hurt?
It all depends on the needle diameter.
- Tell, and you have dia-a-Amer... Already, huh?
Quote Explanation: waiting for injection (injection).
Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures Edward A coward
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№ 245917   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 19:58
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All is already stolen to us.
Operation "y" and other Shurik's adventures A coward
№ 147896   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 20:05
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Citizens settlers!
Implement kulturku! Hang rugs to dry the plaster!
No modernism! No abstraction! Saves the wall from moisture, you rheumatism!
Operation "y" and other Shurik's adventures A coward
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№ 147894   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 20:05
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- Can you tell me where the restroom is?
- Found time!
Thank you.
Operation "y" and other Shurik's adventures A coward Experienced
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№ 52975   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:07
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- Where's grandma?
- I'm for it.
Operation "y" and other Shurik's adventures Shura A coward
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№ 29560   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 09:26
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- You had to attract her attention simple natural question. And what are you asking?
- "How to get to the library?"
- Three hours of the night?! Idiot!
Operation "y" and other Shurik's adventures A coward Cocks
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№ 4312   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 21:03
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Whose shoes?
Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures A coward
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№ 1184   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:55
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- Or - "Memento mori"!
- Instantly.
- In the sea!
Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures Edward A coward Dunce
№ 1176   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:54
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To live, as they say, good.
- And the Grand Iife is even better!
Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures A coward Dunce
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№ 1173   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:54
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- Stand up! The court goes!
- Long live our court, the most humane court in the world!
- Please be seated. Sit, sit...
Thank you, I'll stand.
Prisoner of the Caucasus, or Shurik's New adventures comrade Saahov A coward The judge
the court judges
№ 1171   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 18:54
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