Character: Jake Harper Jake Harper

- I watch TV?
- Why not? Eyes and ass you have.

- We'll go for a swim in the ocean?
- Let's talk about it when I stop pounding my head.
- Why do you have a headache?
- Yesterday had a little too much wine.
- Why do you drink wine if you it is bad?
- People don't like fucking clever, Jake!
That's a dollar. You said "fucking".
- Here, take the twenty - before lunch should suffice.