Character: Valera
- Hey, where's the girl?
- What girl?
- On the couch - no... In the cupboard - no... Ahhh, maybe it's in the fridge???
Who is she???
- Valera! Any!!! Deaf, armless, legless, only doom with this [shows] before and, together with this [pointing] backwards, Valera!
Quote Explanation: The cat requires a guard to bring him the girl he
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MegaMozg 03-03-2017 / 19:33
- Birds feed?
- No, just decided to feed her.
Quote Explanation: When fed shreds locked in a cage Aizhan.
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 09:42
- How do you know how to make a bomb?
- What is this, an interrogation? We are in a school with boys door transformer box was screw up, cops a rustling in the fallen district. Stepfather even I would pass, you jerk!
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 09:42
These top are taking revenge on us for what we give them cameras were cut.
- Whose's this was a brilliant idea? What you lookin ' at, chavs? We will be here to rot along with the body? Come on, cut them back!
- Yes, they are all broken down, you fool!
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MegaMozg 19-01-2017 / 09:42
But what is stronger: friendship or love? Is it possible to love but not to be friends? Is it possible to love the person who betrayed the cause? Can one love twice? Could it be love at first sight? Can there be love if the man is younger? To answer this series of questions satisfactorily, hand on heart, we still can't. These questions still require his permission.
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MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 22:43
If to tell each other, one in which the Institute is studying what and who watched the film, it runs out for half an hour and get bored, - Valera explained. - Most importantly, be able fun to talk about anything. It's like tennis: one makes funny feed, the other tends to repel so that it becomes even funnier and heaps fun absurd.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 14:22
- They will not make the decision about my fate at the single output. This is stupid.
Is mom!
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 19:27
- You have 5 or what physics was?
Well.
- I have in Russian... And us is the useful life?
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:39
Son the task asked in physics. Camera from the soccer ball was filled with water and put it on her plate, on a plate on top of the iron weight. 5 kg. The camera was connected a rubber tube with another tube of glass. And from the pressure of the weights, so the water comes in this glass tube. Question. And that's why they did all this?
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MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 10:32
I do love animals. Someone out there loves cats, or dogs, and I love everybody indiscriminately. People just don't like. Tired, bitch. Rush and run, aggressive some.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 18:50