TV series: Always Sunny in Philadelphia (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Okay, I get it. Know what pleases me personally? Listen. At night I like to drive around town in a limousine, to party, to hang out. And here I'm going home and see the homeless. I am taking the ball with champagne, and throw it straight into the pumpkin. He is empathetic got in my mouth, but the rest is scattered. He and SIPS did not get, and I was like yelling to him: "how do you like the taste of the good life, bastard?!"
10 Season 7 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:45
- Focused and continue to think about how to show bill that life is happiness.
- Bill is incorrect, false, junkie piece of shit, and we all want him dead.
- Ndaaa.
10 Season 7 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 15:45
You know, Dee, I don't want to hear about your dreams, okay? I hate it when dreams tell! This is how pictures look if I'm not there and don't have sex, I do not care.
1 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:11
The shit that gays want to get married and be as miserable as everybody else.
6 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 08:41
- You followed me from the bar?
- Yes!
And seen as I ate a pancake out of the trash?
- Yes!
- Condemn me?
- No!
- Damn, I like you!
3 Season 6 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 14:15
Yes, you sex life went in a corset! Your body consists of 90% of scoliosis!
3 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 14:02
- What kind of nonsense is this?
- Move. Everything was great, but to me something is missing in my life.
- Why my stuff took?
- Yes here could not tell which was whose, and decided to take.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:03
- I gained and lost 30 pounds in 3 months.
Wow! But it's almost impossible!
- First, all things are possible through God, put it there myself...
8 Season 5 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 12:03
- Listen, Charlie, I thought we could arrange a Spa day, just you and me.
- What day?
- Spa day.
- What is this word "Spa"? Like you started to say the word never finished. You want to say "spaghetti"?
6 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:41
- We don't need someone else to get along when we have each other.
- Yes, to hell with everyone else. I hate people who aren't like me. Why pretend to be?
9 Season 10 Series
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:32
I'm not going to use gloves while working! I'm sorry, but this makes no sense.
- This is the whole point - you're a janitor who cleans toilets with his bare hands.
- Well, Yes, from time to time I do get dirty hands. And I appreciate your concern, but I'm fine.
Quote Explanation: while Charlie prepares sandwiches
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:32
... and on the third day God created trees, grass and nature - in short, the day was worthless.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:32
- What is that smell? This cheese? How much cheese did you eat?
- How much cheese is too much cheese?
- Any amount of cheese before a date is too much.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:12
- What is your favorite hobby?
- Magnets.
- Well... making magnets, collecting magnets, playing with magnets?
Just magnets.
- So, I better write snowboarding.
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MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:12
This is America, and you're either fooling himself or fooling you.
9 Season 2 Series
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MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 21:39
