TV series: Secret from the parents (The Secret Life of the American Teenager)

Sucks when parents get involved in relationships.

If I had hair I would have now turned gray.

- Hello! I Griffin, Ashley's friend.
- ...
- Her gay friend.
Really? Are you gay? Hallelujah!

I don't understand why God brought on this world that we had sex and then died.

- Why do you read "Guns Bari" when I talk about Mr. Jurgens?
- Why are you telling about Mr. Jurgens then, when I read "Guns Bari"?

- Think what you like, I still like her.
- What do you like about me?
Well, not your chest.

- Money - trash.
Only if they make a mess.

- Life goes on.
- Yes, it continues, is in my room, writhing, his name is John.

- Let's now take a day off and buy a bike!
- I already have.
- Not for you, but for me. Always wanted a bike!

Practice shows that the a friendly relationship reliable romantic.

- Okay.
- Okay.
- I'm such an idiot. "Okay." "Okay."

- You're cute when you get emotional, like now, you know that?
- I'll show you, "honey."

It is not enough to have a plan, we must act.

- Can I have another condom?
- For what?
Mark, if you want to succeed in this job - find out what condom.