TV series: Lie to me / lie to me (Lie To Me). Page 1

How many people on the earth do you believe?
- Ten, maybe six...
- Live to my age, they'll be three.

You don't trust anyone, right? So you'll always be alone.

- Look... you know, I quickly took, I don't have time to say "thank you".
- Oh, shut up... in the family can do without ceremonies, right?

- Em, turn the lights off!
- Close your eyes!

- Until I began to snore, make something to eat.
Are you kidding? When Jackie was shaking, she was put on a liquid diet.
- Yes? Bring the beer!

- Why did you leave the hospital?
- I passed all the tests: count to ten, the alphabet in the opposite direction. Reagan was President, figuratively speaking.

If you get a guilty woman, you are celebrated and if you put a man - you're a joke.

- Don't you remember what happened when she left you!? You wore the same shirt for a month!
- I'm still in it!

- When I told you that you look abnormal, I didn't mean that you have to go to the loony bin!

- Are you saying that at any time can treat me like a child?
- No, just I'm your father, and sometimes can be overprotective paranoid.

- I behave as an adult, and you treat me the same way. And as an adult, I'm telling you, relax and stop looking!
Hey!
Otherwise go pick up the boys at the pool.
- Okay, deal.

- As a female dragonfly...
What?
A female dragonfly will mate only with someone who will bring her a delicious caterpillar, the heavier a gift is, the more likely she will mate. In insects this food... we have money.

When you hear hooves, think horse, not Zebra. In any case, it is herd.

Hey, you know, at your age I fell in love literally in an old woman, a sixth grader. I was nervous, I was worried, but then I realized that nothing can be done. So. When nothing can be done, you just have to believe that things will get better, and, for example, to write a song. After all, to worry and to write a song impossible.