TV series: Wilfred (Wilfred)

- You blew the interview!
- More like ripped off! I won't stand... I won't sit idly by and watch you throw Ann!

- You asked her to live together? Are you on drugs? If not, you could use..

- Let's assume that the world is indeed round, as you say. The good citizens of America up here, and the Chinese down here. Why don't they fall? I want to say that their shoes have magnets?
- It's not magnets. Is gravity!
- She's in their shoes?
Yes.

Old dog new tricks you can't teach.

Angry - is still, take the poison and expect the other will die.

Well, we have to agree that we disagree.

- So this game has a twist: even when you win, you lose.

You know why dogs love to dig?
Because looking for bones.
- Because you are looking for the truth!

- So you lied?
- Do not lie. I Soforreal.
- You manipulated me.
- No... I was Wilfredleola you.

- Never underestimate the power of dreams.
- Excuse me?
- "The storyteller." Yes, he dreams. Inspiring book, I love Calvino.
I wanted to download it on the Kindle, but then no one would have seen the depths of my world.

The most important respect - respect for yourself.

You know, sometimes I look at you and see how you got out of his pants and sticking a thread from the hell of the tampon.