TV series: Weird (Spaced)

- Anyway, our relationship was like a toaster. Well, you know, forget that you have it. He's just lying at the top of the cupboard, gathering dust, and if you see it, think it's broken - otherwise all the time it was used, but not using it, and there he was lying. And once get the impulse to eat sandwiches. Remove it from there and it works! And you can't believe it, and cook all types of sandwiches, arrange the sandwich party... And then as quickly as it came, this desire to disappear and you clean the toaster for sandwiches. And you know what?
What?
And don't miss him!
- So you say: "do Not push the toaster for sandwiches in the far corner, use it constantly, and you get from it to the maximum"?
- No, she says, "Throw your boyfriend and eat a sandwich."

- What are you playing?
- "Tomb raider 3".
- She's drowning.
Yes.
Is the goal of the game?
Well, it depends on my mood...

I think I should lose the waistcoat?
I think you'd better burn it. Well, I know that if you withdraw, you will then be able to find again...

- Has anyone called?
- Your boyfriend.
- Anyone important?
- No.

- I like your shoes!
- From Patrick Cox.
- And, of course, borrowed? Small size for a guy...

- So who's the girl then?
- Her Name Was Cassandra. She's a psychic, she gave me her phone number.
Is our phone number.
- Damn, she's good.

- I think we're getting old, Mike?
- Everyone gets old, Tim. Everyone, except my cousin Adam.
What's so special about your brother Adam?
- He was growing younger.
- A bastard.