TV series: Strawberry



- I'm also not a present. Growth did not come out. Lazy. Institute is not finished, a hundred jobs have changed. He was a janitor, a postman...
- Well, what are you lazy? You worked so hard!
- Yes, it's true. But the stupidity of doing.
You just look for yourself!
85 Series
№ 224447   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:15
- Have you tried to get her to read poetry?
- I somehow started to read, so it is then with me not talking!
- Well you such read?
- Yesenin! "You're as simple as all. Like a hundred thousand others in Russia..."
She giggled and walked away. - I - said - simple?! I, too, difficult found! Since then, I with poems no longer at risk.
Quote Explanation: Stas is trying to impress the girl.
92 Series
№ 224446   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 13:15
- Why don't you marry Clotilde Pavlovna? Do you remember you once wrote poetry?..
- You surprise me. Do you think if a man has devoted the woman's poems, that he, as an honest man is obliged to marry her?
163 Series
№ 223990   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:55
- You know, you know how to play chess? This is probably a very exciting game, isn't it? All my life I wanted to learn to play chess. Valerian Makarovich, you teach me sometime?
- There is nothing complicated there! The main thing - a little longer to think to the opponent in the end spit on the whole thing and threw it out of the game.
163 Series
№ 223989   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:55
- We'll find the child a new name. You know, I recently read the book "Myths of Ancient Greece". And there I came across a very nice name Jason.
- It's no good!
Why?
We can't ruin someone else's life! Well, think about it, where it then with that name?! Jason!
Quote Explanation: Maria Ivanovna and Valerian Makarovich think what to name the child.
50 Series
№ 223234   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:28
Man - as the tram. Left - wait the other.
129 Series
№ 223212   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:28
- Grandpa, where are you going?
- The station! Clotilde p. asked me to meet Rodion Ivanovich!
- Who is it?
- Her favorite nephew. Lives on Sakhalin. I imagine she hasn't seen him for thirty years!
And what he loved, if she is his thirty years have not seen?
And maybe that's why favorite!
128 Series
№ 223210   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:28
- I brought gum!
Why?
- Well, how? To calm the chewing reflex.
- What a clever and swallowing who will reassure?
Quote Explanation: Stas went on a hunger strike parents
162 Series
№ 223209   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:28
You, I believe, do not suffer from loneliness?
- How do you say... Around you like a sea of people. Familiar, not very familiar, but still - the ocean of loneliness. And the phone is silent. Go out in the evening in the kitchen and want to smoke or to write... to write poetry.
- You also write poetry? And also in the kitchen?
- Yes, kitchen - the Cabinet joint. Especially at night. The whole world is asleep except you, only the Moon shines.
1 Series
№ 223208   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:28
- Grandpa, your ad I put up.
- Clever!
But it's a weird one. "Between us Corvalol, validol between us. Between us my denture, between diathesis." In my opinion, it was necessary to write simply. So supposedly and so. Single, without bad habits... would like to meet...
- This is what I wrote only in verse. What prose, when all around spring?
- You're clever, old man! In one fell swoop and brides lure, and poems published!
Quote Explanation: Valerian Kravchuk gave an ad in the newspaper about the acquaintance.
1 Series
№ 223207   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:28
- You have a heart condition. And I think you're not looking for a mate, and a good cardiologist.
- You seriously think I have symptoms?
- Yes, you gave up coffee when I came in.
- I don't like coffee.
It wasn't that simple. The fact that the body knows best what he needs and what not. Coffee has a bad effect on the heart, and so the body does not like him.
70 Series
№ 223206   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:28
Women don't like primitive men. They love men of original mind.
73 Series
№ 223203   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 12:27