Performance: Cuckoo clock



That's life - it's full of surprises. We must accept her blows with a smile!
Thats life - its full of surprises. We must accept her...
№ 458559   Added MegaMozg 14-11-2023 / 14:51
Whether You allow yourself, Chariton Ignatievich? Almost got my arm dislocated!
- I'm sorry, Elizaveta Antonovna, I don't know how this happened? Believe had never harmed a soul!
- What about the flies I have heard, with the flies You are more sensitive, obviously, to people it does not apply!
№ 231138   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:59
- Wait, wait! I finally demand complete clarity! I want to know what role I took in this dirty Decameron!
- Valentin Nikolaevich, don't make a scene and not your nostrils! In another time this would have produced an impression on me, but now I'm in a hurry.
№ 231137   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:59
All this stuff is hard on my psyche! Feel in your own home as on the barricades, you know, constant desire to lie down and shoot!
№ 231135   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:59
Man grows spiritually.
- Growing, growing. Grows so that it becomes a bit too much, I'm afraid - soon the apartment will not fit!
№ 231134   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:59
- Well, che, the Valyuh? Though I am at the track, wherever, but personally I would go to the hall!
Where would you go?
In the Tchaikovsky hall!
- Pulls?
- How!
Well, Hareton, actually, I'm against listening to music have nothing against that. He even once studied, played the piano at school parties acted. Some of his favorite composers is - Pakhmutova, say there Babajanian...
Well, Valyukha, well you live in Moscow, go everywhere, see everything, and I am a person not spoiled, I would listen to Handel!
- Who?
- Handel! Georg Friedrich!
№ 231130   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:59
- Kuznetsov! Kuznetsov, already eleven!
- Can not be! In whose favor?!
- Eleven o'clock!
Quote Explanation: Valentin fell asleep at the hockey game.
№ 231128   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:58
Look at yourself, you blacksmiths, you've turned into a typical layman, you are not interested in anything except hockey.
- What do you want from me?
- Yes do you finally understand that crime is to live! Before at least we were fighting... And now in our lives, absolutely nothing happens!..
- What in fact should happen?
- I don't know... something. All the same, something is going on! Pasha Irina filed for divorce Garik with Natalia burned dacha, Boris broke his leg, Sveta buried my grandmother. Well live life to the full!
- If you want to murder a chandelier. I think it will refresh us!
№ 231127   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:58