computer [Theme]

If move to trash the C:\ drive, it will be formatted, and if the folder "my computer" will disappear, comp.

The computer is evil! But if you turn it off, are activated two new evil - a refrigerator and a TV.

It's hard to be a programmer. Come to relax for people to visit, and you show from your home computer and ask you to deal with his problems. Imagine what the proctology.

Whatever happens in your life, no matter what people you ever meet, it all ends the fact that you sit behind a computer and something to eat

Wake up - sit at the computer, come to work - sit at computer, go home - sit down at the computer, I feel an external device...
I hike a thumb drive...

I've never seen a man cry!... until I formatted the hard disk...

What the hell nano-technology? Make it so that when windows starts my climbs I can't put it.

I can't imagine how early people without computers live? This is boring so I suppose was...
- Yeah. Balls, duels, hunting, fairs, bloody repression, Palace coups. Direct had nothing to do!

That's gone the second decade of the XXI century. The house has 3 TV's, 3 computers, 6 mobile phones and 1 book.

The most important thing when working with the computer - not to let him know that you're in a hurry...

the smell of coffee across the room. quiet-running computer. heard the feelings and emotions of strangers. waiting for the dawn. and desire. the desire to live.(C).

The job of the programmer and shaman has a lot in common: both mumbling unintelligible words, making strange actions and can't explain how it works.

A glitch is when the computer plays with us, not we with him.

The computer does not obey the laws of physics glitches appear out of nothing, the files disappear to nowhere, and the volume is measured in meters and is called weight.