sweating [Theme]



- Yes, you missed battle of the century! I was flawless, as always!
Ha ha ha ha that is dripping? Why wet, huh? This fear, right?
- Why am I wet? It's just sweat! Dragons hunt only real men. What do you know!
Quote Explanation: Gwizdo got wet when I was running away from the dragon and hit the geyser.
1 Season 14 Series
№ 279267   Added MegaMozg 14-03-2017 / 12:15
One miser was seriously ill. The day of the crisis, but he did not sweat. About that his servants reported to the doctor. Then the doctor advised:
- Eat in his presence, honey biscuits, which he himself tasted. Noticing this, the patient instantly sweat.
№ 221886   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 11:36
Besides, he smelled better than all the cars in the world: a mixture of smells of... faux leather and human sweat, which shone voditeljka seat. For Bern Hill it was not just sweat, but a noble luster, the quintessence of all the previous owners: their souls, karma, everything they've ingested in my lifetime, and in General - how they lived in General.
№ 151758   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:40
Harry often wondered why people who are cashing in on the needs and weaknesses of others, is always marked by this thin shiny film of sweat that their unscrupulous soul is covered with a varnish of false shame.
№ 147655   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 19:52
It is proven that men sweat 50% more than women - then turn away and snore.
№ 78790   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:36
I was sweating like I'm a whore in Church!
№ 71664   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 23:57
Sweating, I wasn't allowed. It was even more serious crime, than to be late to the reception of homeopathy! Grandmother explained that, sweating, the man cools down, loses the body's resistance, and Staphylococcus aureus, sensing this, multiplies and causes sinusitis. I remembered that rot from sinusitis do not have time, because if I'm sweaty, my grandmother will kill me before you Wake up a Staphylococcus. I was restrained, on the run, still sweating, and save me now, nothing could.
- Sweat... mother of God, intercessor, sweat, you bastard! Lord, save, save! Well, now I tell you, creature, will make a goat face!
№ 23012   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:15
If you don't sweat, it's not a sport.
№ 15383   Added MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 15:19