literacy [Theme] Page 2

Peter, when you do not know how to spell the word together or separately, wrote to him very close.

If you live in Moscow, and at least some brain in your head you will inevitably learn how to read and write, though without any courses. Of the forty thousand dogs in Moscow and perhaps even some complete idiot will not be able to spell out the word "sausage".

Competent person - like the sun, illiterate - that black night.

- The gopher runs. On bent. Listen, philosopher! Why people bother?
The chain of command. But I'm not a philosopher, and philologist.
- Yes, one hell - literate.

Literacy is not a measure of education.

Unknown number sent a text message: "take Care of yourself. I miss you". The question of who is answered "secret". And I felt something *** to who it is.

A Panda walks into a cafe. Orders a sandwich, eats it, then pulls a gun and shoots the other visitors. "Why?" asks the perplexed waiter survivors among the mountains of corpses, because the Panda is going away. Panda breaks horribly accented wildlife manual and throws him on the shoulder. "Well, I'm a Panda," he says at the door. "Look." The waiter turns to the relevant entry and finds the explanation in the manual. "The Panda. A large black-and-white bear-like mammal. A Native Of China. Eats, shoots and leaves".

How to write: "vizdorovel" or "withdrawal"? - Write: "Nopadol!"

Where she studied? Well, not Harvard for sure!
She said "rings" 12 times in a row!
Let say again -
And on her forehead I will burn "call"!

And he will have to pay a price to make the first move. Because the woman pays more - it gives itself.