hygiene [Theme] Page 1

- Hands!
- Huh?!
- Wash?
- Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes...

- Have you brushed your teeth?
- I already did them in Detroit.
- Now in Chicago clean!

Beard said about wisdom and old age. And sometimes disregard for personal hygiene... But I think that this is all somehow interrelated.

Never wash your hands
The neck, ears and face.
This is a silly lesson
Does not lead to anything.
Re-stained hands
The neck, ears and face.
So why wasting time
Time to waste.
Hair cut is also useless,
No sense.
Old age itself
Bald head.

If one does NOT observe the rules of personal hygiene (stinks), it is NOT necessary to washing, it should be driven immediately!

- What an abomination! It is necessary to close them.
- Toilets?
- No, people. Suddenly everyone forgot that there is a shower.

Tired of being a girl! Tired of monthly haircut and hair coloring. Correction and coloring of eyebrows. The color of the eyelashes. Waxing in all areas. Manicure and pedicure (removal of cuticle, slivovica, the base coat, Polish, top coat). Tired of body scrub, body cream, body spray and deodorant every morning. Cream for soft feet. Daily hair styling. Makeup. Blaaaaaa... facial wash, toner, face cream, makeup base, Foundation, powder, concealer, gel mascara, mascara, mascara, eye shadow, eyebrow pencil, brush eyebrow, lip balm, lipstick, blush... Every day! Tired. Mask for the face. Hair masks. Mask under the eyes. Mask for the body. High-heeled footwear. Skirt. Perfume. Tights. Thong. And, Yes, menstruation too tired! TIRED! WANT TO BE SWEATY, SMELLY, HAIRY MAN!