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- Only in Russia is possible, with nothing behind, to become someone not even dreamed of... Paying its price, overcoming the force of gravity and pouring the rain of tears.
№ 27877   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 08:05
... And separation from the station, swept my dear, is old and everyone is familiar with: "Karau-ul! Gra-a-Abat...".
God knows where to watch our police - said Stolypin, Chairman of the State Council, who is also the Minister of Internal Affairs.
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The process of tea in Russia is very closely linked to burladingen.
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- According to Forbes magazine, You enter the hundred richest people in the world, Your fortune is estimated at $ 5 billion and why the money can not save You from humiliating raids?
- Because we're in Russia.
№ 27651   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:54
(looking at thumps, swearing Gopnik with seeds)
Would have thought they where the hell Russia is...
№ 27638   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 07:54
In Russia, the necessity of suffering is preached as a universal means of "saving souls".
№ 24830   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:42
Russia without each of us can do can, but none of us without it can't do.
№ 24516   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:26
Russia resembled a huge machine that immense power knew no bounds; not only out of the pendulum, which this force has given a uniform motion.
№ 24213   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:12
Never goes out the flame
Sacred fire.
We will fight for your freedom!
Live, my Russia!
We will rise again and again
Let the world be against me.
And we will die for you, Russia.
Live, my Russia.
№ 23985   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 05:01
We are, dear, "Russians", first wait until the American scientists will discover in tobacco any superuseful vitamins, declare the Corporation "Philip Morris" the Savior of mankind and force all civilized housewife to smoke at least half a pack a day. And then declare publicly that we have our own special way, and then, finally, smoke.
№ 23688   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:47
- Why do you tank?
- Well, you know, when I get tired, I admire the fish, and rest. Relax. And as you relax in Russia?
- Vodka.
№ 23531   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:40
The wild nineties shot
And as if fate is not churned, the God of mercy,
"The owner" was not... but I will not renounce...
It's Russia...
№ 23187   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:24
Russia is a country that can be defeated, but that can not be beat!
№ 23044   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 04:17
What is the main feature of the Russian economic miracle? The main feature of the Russian economic miracle is that the economy sinks deeper in the ass, while the business is growing, is growing and expanding into the international arena.
№ 22382   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:46
If you want you can beg all: money, fame, power. But not Home, gentlemen. Especially one like mine. Russia does not fit in a hat!
№ 20304   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 02:12