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Why I became a hockey player? I confess, I about it especially did not think. But once I was asked to tell how I came to love hockey, and I... I couldn't answer this question. Just as a child I spent a lot of time on the ice. And then one day in my hands was a stick.

Hockey is my element, a happy hobby, this sparkling temperamental the game is inexhaustible, as inexhaustible in the human thirst for competition and self-assertion. The puck is back in play, again boil of passion, again speed seem to be already beyond the players, again flying at you, the defender, and you know what to give him not: because "the coward does not play hockey". And this game triumphs, lives, attracts millions of boys who want to be near us, come to us.

The American hockey judge was not allowed into the gates of heaven, because they were shifted.

Hockey player is a warrior. The house of the warrior - rear. If the rear is bad, and the nothing good will.

- The team will not be on the ice, until they change the composition of judges.
- You do not understand that the match is present, the General Secretary of the Communist party Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev?
- What Leonid Ilyich its own rules in hockey?

Hockey is an emotional sport. If you want to be in life an amoeba, it's best to go in swimming, for example. He dived under the water and nobody in sight.

A real hockey player needs to see their own, others ' and the blonde in the third row.

Some play hockey. Gretzky playing chess at 40 miles per hour.
(Some guys play hockey. Gretzky playing chess with a speed of 64km/h.)

Quick pin male to play with clubs in their hands and knives on his feet.

The Russian hockey - it's like Brazil in football.

Good players are where the puck is. Great - where it will be.

And our rushed to the attack -
Take care of the enemy asshole,
It will immediately become clear to all
Who is the hockey champion.

- Before the match you said that the fans need to stock up on validol. And before the Finns what to do?
- A double dose. Again to the pharmacy you can go.

- Ilya Kovalchuk is becoming a nightmare for you.
- Where was he in Vancouver?