the British [Theme] Page 8

English need to know! Even the stupid English know it well.

Due to the fact that I speak with a British accent, everyone thinks, "Gee, he must be very smart...". So you can start too much talking. When I go to a party and start talking, people listen to me. And for good reason.

Ruffled hair sticking out sharp beams, glasses skewed, in the eyes of a little madness: a typical tourist, an Englishman, got out to get drunk.

- You're English.
Yeah, when I profitable.

Even tapered their brethren in the London underground, the Englishman pretends desperately that he is alone here.

The British side with the Italians as one, resemble statues with a broken noses tip.

Perhaps we are a small country, but we produced Shakespeare, Churchill, the Beatles, Sean Connery, Harry Potter, the right foot of David Beckham and if you think about it, the left foot of David Beckham.

All Englishmen were alcoholics. We sold out to the drunks! Really could not be sold into slavery decent culture?

Oatmeal, sir!

The English have all the power of the spirit goes to hypocrisy. The intolerance remains.

English the waiter is waiting for orders, fulfills them, and never anticipates; if you change your mind, he isn't showing neither surprise nor displeasure. The Italian waiter in advance creates a very clear idea of where you'll sit and what to eat, and if you tried to deceive his expectations, he'll kill you.

Not only England, but every Englishman is an island.

I was an Englishman; therefore, a hypocrite.