the British [Theme] Page 7

In England it is impossible to be great and gentle at the same time. For example, I'll never be great.

- I don't want to smile.
- You're English, dear. Pretend.

We agree with the enemy close and fought like wild beasts, because the British did not give up; to persuade the English to surrender, it was necessary to kill him, and even then he still doubted. So at least many believed in those days.

Oh, the notorious English clubs - small clans, a state within a state, the doors of which are closed to other mortals. The social situation for the Englishman is, first and foremost to his club.

- I hate the English style of deafening whisper about people things.

Peacock in his gloss not displaying as many colors as you can count in holiday attire are English.

We English are particularly shy in all that concerns religion.

American and European girls seem to find my charming English awkwardness and slantwall. And while it works, I'm happy.

For a true British fun only then fun, when it is prohibited by law. Everything is permitted, he is not satisfied. He only thinks how to break the law. However, in England especially, there's not much to get in trouble, you have to work hard.

If you weren't British, I wouldn't believe it. But English gentlemen do not speak false words.

American audiences are more sympathetic and emotional than English.

Where the rules do not allow to win, English gentlemen change the rules.

If you like to rip open the heart of an Englishman, you would have discovered in the midst of his piece trimmed lawn. At the first opportunity, the Englishman of any social class tends to sit under a tree or stretch out on the grass, or slowly and silently walk under the green oaks tent with a concentrated, slightly sad expression.
Paradise poms decorated the lawns. And these lawns roam the British righteous, Smoking their pipes and keeping their inseparable umbrellas.

The English are so steadfast in their narcissism that quietly make fun of themselves.